Post by Admin on Mar 15, 2016 21:47:31 GMT
Episode 1!
JR: Hello everybody and welcome to the premiere episode of Full Attitude Wrestling's MAYHEM!
Good ol' JR here and folks, it's my pleasure to introduce the newest addition to the commentary team, the 6 time world champion, Booker T!
Teddy Long: Oh please! Have you guys quite finished?! ....I suppose i better introduce myself to these guys shall I? I'm Teddy Long and I'm the only thing worth listening to on this announce desk, so if you guys are wise watching at home, which I'm very doubtful of, then I would block out these two morons I have to sit with to earn a living!
JR: Teddy, stop being so sour! Folks, what a show we have for you tonight as fallout from the Royal Rumble spills in to the mayhem arena tonight! And FAW Owner Mr. Bradley Lewis will be here tonight, and he wants to personally congratulate the man who won the royal rumble match, and became FAW's first ever World Heavyweight Champion...Shawn Michaels!
Teddy Long: Oh, finally! Someone worth listening to...it's Bo Dallas!
JR: One has got to think what Dallas has got on his mind tonight after being eliminated so quickly from the royal rumble match!
*Crowd boos*
Booker T: Well, JR, I'm sure young Bo will tell us all how he's feeling tonight, after all he is a man who just never knows when to shut up, and that's what cost him in the rumble match!
Teddy Long: Please Booker, you don't seriously believe that do you?! Bo clearly was caught off guard before he was even ready to compete in the match at the rumble.
Bo Dallas: Now, I know you all must feel how I'm going to come out and complain about what happened to me in the Royal Rumble match.
*Crowd boos*
Bo: Shhh!
Bo: But, if you'd just let me speak for a second, I will tell you that you're all completely RIGHT!
Bo: What happened at the Royal Rumble was a complete and utter disgrace! And I should've been allowed to re enter, seen as though those two idiots eliminated me when i quite clearly wasn't ready.
Bo: But..but...I know, I'm the inspirational one, and i need to keep my cool, as how am i possibly supposed to inspire you all when I'm this angry.
Bo: So, tonight. I'm putting the Royal Rumble in the past and focusing on MY future. Because to be the best, you have to BO-LIE-
"Bo...Bo!"
*Crowd cheers*
Ziggler: Bo, hang on just one minute...
Ziggler: I think you've forgotten one thing
Ziggler: And that is that tonight you face me! And just like I did at the Rumble, I 'BO-LIEVE' I'm gonna kick your ass!
Bo: What the hell are you playing at?! Are you already so stale here in FAW that you have to go around stealing my catchphrase?!
Ziggler: Bo! Calm down, after all you're meant to be inspiring these people...right?
Ziggler: What sort of inspirational leader carries around such an attitude like yours?
Bo: You know what. I may be seen as a joke to many, many ignorant small minded people like you...but here in FAW I will be taken seriously!
Let's not forget it took two, yes TWO men to eliminate me at the Rumble, and one of them went on to win the damn thing!
Bo: And the other...the other was you, Dolph 'Failure'
Bo: Let's get a damn referee out here so i can shut this idiot up once and for all!
JR: Bo means business tonight!
Teddy Long: Bo always means business JR! But like he said small minded people like you, Booker T and Dolph Ziggler always take him for a joke!
Booker T: Hey wait a minute, I wasn't even on commentary at the rumble so I've not said anything of the sort. I actually enjoyed seeing that side of Bo come out, just then, if he can take that anger into the match then we may see an upset here tonight.
Teddy Long: You just did it then! How will it be an upset? You know what..don't answer that, I'm sick of the sound of your voice already Book..I'm just gonna sit back and watch Bo Dallas give that cheap, knock off comedian Dolph Ziggler a beating tonight.
JR: Well Bo certainly looks ready to go.
JR: And the referee calls for the bell. And Bo going straight for the kill in as he sprints at Ziggler!
JR: OH! Ziggler read it well and ducked the clothesline...
Booker T: Here comes Ziggler now...
Teddy Long: Yes Bo! now kick that idiot's ass!
JR: Irish whip attempt reversed now by Ziggler in what has been a very faced pace start to this match up.
Teddy Long: That's it Bo!
JR: But wait, Teddy, Ziggler again ducks and now...OH! a picture perfect standing drop kick!
JR: Bo Dallas rolling to the outside of the ring before Ziggler could capitalize on his grounded opponent.
Booker T: Smart work there from young Bo Dallas. Always good to break the momentum that your opponent has built up.
Teddy Long: See, Bo is a smart talent. He should be taken seriously here in FAW!
JR: Earl Hebner now barking orders for Bo to get back in the ring before he starts the count.
Booker T: But Bo's refusing unless Hebner gets Ziggler back!
JR: Ziggler protesting his innocence.
JR: Finally Bo returns to the ring and we can restart the action here in the opener to the premiere episode of MAYHEM!
JR: collar and elbow tie up...
JR: OH! Dallas with a kick to Ziggler!
Booker T: That kick looked a little too low for my liking, JR!
JR: And I think the referee agrees with you, Book. He doesn't look happy with Bo's choice of offense there.
JR: Nevertheless the match goes on...
JR: and Bo now has Ziggler in the corner and he's hitting him hard with rights and lefts.
Teddy Long: There was nothing wrong with that kick, Ziggler wants to try and be funny on the mic but look, who's laughing now?
JR: Ouch! Bo with a hard kick to Zigglers chest...
JR: And now with repeated kicks to Ziggler!
Booker T: The refs got to get involved here! I know i said i was intrigued by Bo's mean streak tonight but not when he's cheating!
JR: the referee does get involved as Bo seems understanding of the referee's instructions...
JR: But not for long! as Bo now straight back into them repeated stomps on Ziggler!
Booker T: The ref is not happy with Bo what so ever but Bo appears to be smiling!
Teddy Long: Good, so am i.
JR: Bo now picks Ziggler out of the corner and sends him to the ropes...
JR: OH! a hard hitting clothesline there swoops Ziggler off of his feet!
Booker T: Them kicks in the corner appear to have taken a lot out of Ziggler!
JR: Now Bo going for the cover!
1...2...
JR: Ziggler gets the shoulder up!
JR: and now Bo arguing with the ref, I think he's unhappy with the speed of the referees count, which i personally thought there was nothing wrong with...
Booker T: Something tells me Earl Hebner and Bo Dallas aren't the best of friends.
Teddy Long: Well thank you Captain Obvious!
JR: Ziggler with a strike! Bo's arguments with the ref gave Ziggler the opportunity to get back to his feet and catch his breath a little.
JR: Ziggler with more strikes!
JR: OH! a huge DDT!
Booker T: What impact on that DDT! This could be all she wrote here!
1...2...
JR: Bo kicks out!
Teddy Long: See, the impact of that DDT was ground breaking and Bo kicked out! Taking him seriously yet?!
Booker T: I will admit, it was impressive that he kicked out...
JR: and now it's Ziggler's turn to take Bo to the corner.
JR: Oh! huge shot to the head!
Booker T: Smart work by Bo again there, the referee must bring Ziggler away from him whilst he's in the ropes..
Teddy Long: Finally some proper officiating!
JR: Oh my god! BO!
JR: BO WITH A HUGE SPEAR TO ZIGGLER!
Teddy Long: Yes Bo! That was beautiful!
Booker T: I think that's it!
1...2...
JR: NO! Ziggler kicked out!
Teddy Long: HOW?!?!
JR: Bo is in disbelief as well, what a start to our first ever episode of MAYHEM!
Booker T: That's frustration kicking in right here with Bo, as he nails Ziggler with some stomps!
JR: Ooo! That knee to head had to hurt!
JR: and he's hitting him with a sequence of knees to the head!
JR: OUCH! that last one hit with huge impact!
Booker T Dolph Ziggler has a history of concussions during his career in wrestling. This isn't a good place to be right now if you're Dolph Ziggler!
Teddy Long: Yes Bo! This is a thing of beauty...
Teddy Long: The running BO-DOG!
JR: OH! But Ziggler countered it and pushed Bo away...
Teddy Long: NO!!
Booker T: DAMN! that superkick echoed throughout the arena!
JR: If Ziggler gets the cover here, it's sure to be over!
1...2....
Teddy Long: YES!
JR: Wow! Bo Dallas Kicked out!
Booker T: What an awesome match we got here guys!
JR: But Ziggler now signalling for the ZigZag...
Booker T: It's over now if he hits this...
JR: But Bo shrugged him off!
JR: And now got him set up...
Teddy Long: Come on Bo!
JR: But wait Ziggler again throws Bo off of him...
JR: OH! Bo hit his chest hard on the turnbuckle there...
Booker T: Look at Ziggler!!
JR: ZIGZAG!
1...2....
3!
*crowd cheers*
JR: He did it! Ziggler has won!
Booker T: What a battle!
Teddy Long: I'm not sure about the count at the end there...seemed a little fast!
Booker T: Teddy, please! The ref could've counted to a 100 and Bo would not have kicked out there!
JR: Well it goes down in the history books as Dolph Ziggler winning the first match on MAYHEM!
And after a good showing in the rumble match and here again tonight Ziggler's confidence must be great going forward with his career here in FAW.
Booker T: Yeah! and he's loving it here tonight as he celebrates with the fans!
JR: We'll be right back after this short break folks!
